Hello Readers,
Hope you are all good! I am loving the weather in England... it has been really good. I hope all the world has enjoyed the weather as much as we have in England.
I thought I should give this blog a bit of spice, so I now we will have our first guest topic. Our beloved Amitabh Bachchan who is lovingly known as Big B has started his own blog. I will be discussing my view of his blog.
Recently he has attacked Shah Rukh Khan's (SRK) new show shortnamed "Paanchvi Pass' on Star TV and has criticised Khalid Mohammed's review of Bhootnath! Actually anybody that is speaking against Big B is facing his wrath. However, I am more annoyed by his comments on SRK, by calling his show 'Paanchvi Fail.'
However here is a personal note to Big B, possibly a reality check:
Big B you do know all and have done all I guess, so I remind you of who you were:
1) You know you was the better actor.
2) You know you was the better presenter.
3) You know that you used to bring in the viewers.
4) You know that your films used to be blockbusters because of your name.
5) You know that you are part of the first family of Bollywood.
6) You know that you used to make a lot of money!
7) You used to be a politician who seemed to have believed in secularism.
Right take a breather everyone!!! right 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0
What a shame! Big B everything I mentioned was said in 'PAST' tense! Let's now start...
Right take a breather everyone!!! right 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-0
What a shame! Big B everything I mentioned was said in 'PAST' tense! Let's now start...
1) Who helped you get your first break in Bollywood for your second innings? Let's see... SRK! Remember Mohabbetein and K3G! Not only that but the media even hyped you up! Shouldn't your praise them?
2) Who is the best actor today in terms of critical and commercial success? Tough answer to call... I dont think so...it's SRK! You on the other hand, have had a great amount of flops in your second innings!
3) The best presenter today is SRK! His name sells and you do it cheaply by criticising him in your boring blog. You use the IBOS website which is obviously ran by Hindu fundamentalists who have something against muslim actors. It is a website that praises you as if you are a God and using it to criticise SRK is really low. Possibly this is why you were not that successful as a politician!
4) SRK brings in the world with the IPL, his tv shows and his movies...your KBC was mostly loved in India! SRK's new show Kya Aap Paanchvi Pass Se Tez Hain is also competing against reality shows and the much-hyped cricket game the IPL! Let's remember India loves cricket. Your KBC did not have that much competition!
5) SRK gave two huge movies last year...Big B you had nothing last year...lets remember the Aag you had set to your own career.
6) Your films have flopped big time and your name doesn't hold as much value as before. Bhoothnath had to have SRKs name in to help. You gave a good performance sir, I felt the Big B from Mohabbetein had come back and then I remembered SRK was in the film...no wonder why you acted so well!
7) Your production company has flopped and you are a failed businessman. In fact, didn't Bollywood go into a recession due to your films of the 1980s, with your constant use of the 'Angry Young-man image? On the other hand SRK's Red Chillies Entertainment, successful in films, IPL (Kolkata Knight RIders), they are now venturing in tv programmes...whats going to be next for SRK...publications for books, household appliances etc. While SRK has been setting records for Bollywood since he gave his debut. Let us all remember Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge, that started it all off and Bollywood has now become a booming Industry.
8) Everyone knows you married Jaya who is an actress, your son is just about making a mark in bollywood and your daughter in law Aishwarya is an actress. Your son has struggled and is slowly unleashing is acting talents. Aishwarya she seems like she needs acting lessons and to me, she is like a bacteria ready to make an actor's career go mouldy (Salman Khan, Vivek Oberoi). You have support in your family who all work in the film industry. While SRK by sheer hard work got in the industry and is keeping the industry going and himself going further as a brand. Like Bipasha said without SRK there is no Bollywood.
9) You have had many scandals and we all know about the infidelity in your marriage. SRK is clean and hasn't had an affair and doesn't sleep around! A very loyal husband and father.
10) Your blog is boring for me...its full of difficult words and the common man probably doesn't understand what you say. You are like an arrogant, spoilt child who is using the thesaurus on microsoft word to make your blog sound professional. Your blog has really long and boring posts while, reading only one of many interviews of SRKs is a million times better and far more entertaining!
11) You have lost all dignity sir, I hope you apologise to SRK and I hope you learn how to write on your blog! Possibly try to keep the fans you have because they are decreasing day by day. Well atleast keep the respect that you do have with cinema lovers. One word for you sir is that in my opinion your blog is a huge 'FLOP'. So you have 'FLOPPED' once again!
Well...here I come to end of my little rant on Big B. This is actually a parody of Big B's blog, as you can tell I take cheap digs at him although they are the truth and obviously it is a really long post! These comments shouldn't be taken personally but should be taken with humour! Hope you have all had a laugh because I certainly did when I wrote this!
Well...here I come to end of my little rant on Big B. This is actually a parody of Big B's blog, as you can tell I take cheap digs at him although they are the truth and obviously it is a really long post! These comments shouldn't be taken personally but should be taken with humour! Hope you have all had a laugh because I certainly did when I wrote this!
Thanks for reading and please leave your comments below! I want to know what you think about this!
Love,
Rahul N. Singh
